Mai 2013
rnph:
there are young kids out there trying to find porn on youtube
trapghoul:
fuck all this “be a role model” bullshit placed on celebrities. it’s not their job to raise your nasty ass kids.
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jesuschristvevo:
i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
Zwischen dem was wir fühlen und dem was wir sagen...
Mom: Internet friends aren't real friends
Me: Oh and friends who talk shit behind my back and never invite me to anything are real friends?
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chinkerbelle:
Reasons I grab my boobs
running upstairs
running downstairs
running
stoked on life
scared
walking through my house in the dark
bored
boobs
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meladoodle:
*writes nothing but ‘lol’ in grandma’s 69th birthday card*
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himchanspenus:
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
someone was just born
billfuckinghader:
“eat healthier”
“you should exercise more”
katara:
a small family could live off of my thighs for like 10 weeks
rolan-pard:
“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”
yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes
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unimpressed2chainz:
i’m just gonna start fetishizing white dudes i’ll be like cat calling them “you looking like a fine aryan prince’ will they be german who knows who cares
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zidanes replied to your post: zidanes replied to your post: lOL not to be…
IMAGINE SUPPORTING A TEAM WITH DARK RED AND BLUE AND YELLOW FOR COLOURS IM LAUGHIGN JUST THINKING ABOUT IT
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zidanes replied to your post: lOL not to be offensive or something or…
barcas colours r so ugly ew theyre so ugly ew ew
i kNOW RIGHT
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[[MORE]]lOL not to be offensive or something or not saying this bc im a madridista but seriously barca’s stadium is so ugly
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Friendly reminder that
orderlybunker:
Tumblr will remain independent
Yahoo bought it because Tumblr was getting too expensive
The only thing changing will be the one’s legally owning Tumblr
There will remain absolutely no restrictions on gifs/fics/pictures/edits/porn/terms and conditions
The terms and conditions will remain the same
Tumblr’s options were to shut Tumblr down or get funds
ThE lAyOuT iS nOt...
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Anonym fragte: i love you a lot and i'm honored to be a part of your twitter bio tbh. please come to my graduation party
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xeverdeen:
imagine your icon delivering you a pizza
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Anonym fragte: i think you're amazing and a very nice person bye
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Anonymously tell me your honest opinion about me....
mowwwg:
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
unwrittenlaw5:
do you ever just finish a book or tv show and then
i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true
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have you ever just cried because you’re you
noonereadstheurl:
I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
madturbating:
princess:
imagine if mcdonalds didn’t even exist
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PLEASE BE NICE TO PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU REALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON IN THEIR LIFE AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT
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Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my
cellular number
snapchat
twitter
facebook
skype
email
facetime
first born
you know, anything you want
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me: i want to lose weight.
me: i want to be skinny.
me: i want skinny legs.
me: i want a flat stomach.
me: i want to be thin.
me: *sees Mcdonalds*
me: yolo
Reblog if your dick hits you in the face when you...
turklet:
the moral of the story is never have feelings for anybody ever
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don’t you hate it when people make a joke about you, about something that you are actually incredibly insecure about and they don’t realize it, but every laugh feels like a stab in your chest, because it hurts so much and brings up memories you’d rather forget. but you can’t say anything, because then people would know your weaknesses. they’d know how insecure you really are. so instead you just...
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roaminromans:
how to play a racing game
HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
GO FAST
NEVER USE BRAKES
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akanedee:
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
